I Really Need To Say Something

It has been on my mind for probably a couple months.

I frequently see people wearing sweatshirts and shirts at school that say 

"LIFEGUARD."

And I am pretty sure they are not lifeguards.

Because I am a lifeguard.

But I never know, I guess.

So I shouldn't assume these things.

I would really appreciate it if you weren't a lifeguard, you wouldn't wear lifeguard apparel.

Because it's false.  

You are giving the appearance of pretense skills.

-Mallory