Addressing the short shorts.

Poo on you.

Grossness.

Just because somebody wears short shorts and you think they look good, doesn't mean they will look good on anyone, because they are not a flattering type of clothing.

Okay....I admit it..some of the shorts I wear when I lifeguard or am just at the pool are pretty short.  (they are not the jean short).

But I don't make them a part of my daily outfits. 

I love it when girls skin flab squishes and squeezes out of beyond skin tight jean shorts.

Especially if you're super old.  

I have seen old, old ladies in short shorts and heels with boobs haaangin out.......

Same with younger girls! And all girls in between! And some guys.

I mean....really?

Yeah, you get all the cat calls and whistles and elevator looks from guys around you...but do you really wanna attract a guy that finds beauty in the skin that is squeezed out of your short shorts?

Yo' flab...is a DRAG!

Please and thanks,

Mallllory

P.S.  Sorry if you wanted a picture to accompany this post.  It's not happenin' in this one.

P.P.S.  I mean no offense to you if you wear short shorts.  I just don't love 'em.