09 November 2011

A Day in the Life of a Girl

Go to the bathroom.  Cause if you don't see any of your friends chillin, you escape the awkwardness.

And go pee.

Then you say hi to friends at your locker.

And sometime people make awkward looks at you.

You eat a yogurt, watch a terrible, terrible film in philosophy about how those who believe in religion are making a huge, huge mistake cause there is NO SCIENCE that proves there is intelligent design.

Yes, organized religion has caused great destruction and immoral activity upon the earth, but NOT EVERY RELIGION DOES THAT.  Jeez.  Yes, I know that the holocaust was very, very, indescribably horrific, but I don't want to watch and hear what happened. Don't blame it on every single religion, Darwinist theorists.

Obviously, you haven't humbly read the Book of Mormon.

You've just read the textbook.

After a terrible movie-watching experience and after chewing a fruity flavor piece of gum from one of your girlfraaans, you go to TA class and write stuff in Spanish.

Then you eat lunch with Jacob.

Then you go to your locker to grab your mathematical supplies, such as the calculator, writing utensil, paper, and brain.  Then you learn stuff and it's really awesome.

Then government happens and BAM! you give a fabulous presentation and life is good.

See, I knew you could make it through.

Oh an also, you are given a secret note at your locker with your name on it and also a beautiful portrait drawn by Jacob.

Then you talk to friends again cus you're such a social butterfly, and then you come home to visit with familia and RECEIVE TOOTHPASTE!

Now I can brush my teeth, it's been a while ;)

(Just kidding). (:



Ciao Bellllaaaa!!

Mal

1 comment:

Unknown said...

You are sooo cute <333