"Tina, You Noble Lard"

This is me.

With Tika, the "Noble Lard."

Except I realize she kind of looks like a pig.

Heeelloooo Wilbuuurrr!

And I also don't have a creepy smile like that. 

My hands aren't in fists all the time, either.

But I do wear my hair in sock buns!

-malls