1. They get to stay home all day.
2. They bask in the sun, yawn, stretch, and nap.
3. Their life consists of eat, sleep, play.
4. Their only concerns are with pleasing their owners and satisfying their stomach.
I realize this post may sound like I am a lazy, obese, chick who would love to spend all her days doing nothing, but I think sometimes we ALL feel this way. It sounds relaxing, doesn't it?
On the other hand...reasons why I am Not jealous of my dogs:
1. They do practically nothing.
2. They hardly exercise (besides walking outside to pee and poop).
3. They have no passions to bridle, besides playing with toys and loving people.
And that is why I am human.
-Mallory
1 comment:
I wish my days were like that most of the time. By the way, I would like to congratulate Joseph for being the first to know who I am. (don't give it away though). Still guessing?
Also, who do you think I am?
Anonydude
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