29 September 2011

Stuff I Cannot Stand

When people chew with their mouth open, I cannot help but gag.

Please, please, please keep your mouth shut with the masticated cow in your mouth.  

(Know which movie???? Hint hint...Sandra Bullock is in it.)

That's all I can really think of right now.  I also cannot stand lazy people.

But I was so lazy last night that I didn't brush my teeth.  I fell asleep on the sofa watching The Middle and Modern Family.

Don't worry, though.  I can stand myself.

AND I CAN FREAKING STAND THAT I GOT A 98 OUT OF 100 ON AN AP CALCULUS TEST!!!!!


oooohhhh yaaaa....

My stomach is growling.  Time to go eat my chicken salad sandwich.

Love,

Mallory

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