i can't handle it

i'm sleeping upstairs.

can anyone tell me why it smells like the cat's litter box up here?

i seriously keep getting wafts of disgusting poop smell.


and guess what.

the cat isn't even allowed up here.

we keep the door shut so she doesn't vomit everywhere behind the book shelves and couches and under the foosball table.

this is really gross.


i would like a back massage, someone.

my back is in a c, leaning back up against the wall.


i would like some air fresheners up in hurrrr..

febreze all the way.