I am celebrating with my Biffle. Named Sarah Shill. Too bad I am not much of a celebrator because I am sick. It all happened so quick. Wow, that sounds super cliche. I was just doing last minute things earlier this afternoon: cleaning my room, scrubbing the carpet stained with cat vomit, wiping my windowsills and dresser with clorox wipes because they have a layer of dust, organizing the clothes that were carpeting my carpet, and doing the dishes, and cleaning the poop out of the cat box. The cat can be related to a living, breathing piece of hair. She spreads hair everywhere. And we don't just call her Wendy, we call her "The Cat." Because she is that important. Someday she will go to kitty heaven, as my mama says.
Back to my point, I am sick on my birthday. and it happened all in a couple hours. suddenly, I collected a rampage of the sneezles. I sneezed every five seconds. Now it's every two. Now my throat tickles. And I have a runny nose. And I want to die. Just kidding, I feel like I am dying though.
Today, I received many happy birthday wishes. It was awesome. I also dressed like a business office lady. Cause it's my birthday, and I wanted to dress up. I curled my hair. It flattened. I also wore my mom's red, shiny Danskos. It was awesome. And I used my new makeup brushes. They feel like my cat's hair. I took on this day with all the excitement I planned. It was a bomb day. Until I got sick. Wait, did I mention that already?
During fourth period US history, my teacher named Mr. Kennedy gave me a Rockstar. It was a nice birthday present. But I don't want to invade my insides with caffeinated beverages and unhealthiness, so I gave it to Joseph.
When I walked into school this morning....my locker was wrapped like a present!!!! In teal blue paper. I forgot to get a pictcha...I will get one monday. But this lovely lady named Kirsten decorated it, and I love it!!! No one has ever done it for me before.
AND...on Wednesday night, the Biffle gave me my birthday present! (early). It was so awesome. I got some super cool nail polish an also this top coat that makes your nails dry super quick, and I got a biography of Audrey Hepburn by her son. I loove it. I love birthdays. I hate sickness.
The end.
-Mallory
P.S. sorry if some sentences dont make sense because my brain is not functioning correctly at this time.
4 comments:
so sorry you are sick lovely on your birthday! feel better soon! glad you got some fun nailpolish, perhaps you can have fun with it while you are sick.
feel better and hopefully you can celebrate when you are feeling better.
haha what kind of teacher just gives out rockstars for kids' birthdays?! that made me laugh though. he just walked over to his desk and got a rockstar for you (:
and i hope you feel better today (:
Glad you had a wonderful birthday Mallory(: minus the sickness :/ hope you feel better. soon. but sorry again about the locker. it was a very crappy job and i should of stayed to fixx it. i had this major test in ap gov i was stressin about. but I still have yet to give your present! i'll contact you sometime this weekend to give it to youu!
Have a lovely dayy(:
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