I have problems.
One of which are my EYEBALLS.
See pictures below:
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| This picture is probably a year old..but as you can see, my left eye is more closed than my right eye. |
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| Although my salty sea hair covers most of my face, if you search for my eyeballs you can see that my left eye (again) is more shut than my right. |
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| In this one, my issue is not as prevalent. But the camera probably caught my eye at the wrong time. It was a quick shutter speed and my brain didn't have time to tell my left eye: "squint little eye!! don't forget!!" |
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| This picture captures the essence of the trouble I am dealing with here. My face is not symmetric. |
Of course, you might say: "Mallory, these pictures aren't updated. Your eye might've cured itself by now."
But let me show you a recent picture to confirm the problem:
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| Ok..just kidding. I used photobooth to make it look like my left eye is smaller. But I just look funny. |
Here is a real one:
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| Sorry that it is fuzzy. But you can CLEARLY see that my left eye is troubled. |
Side note: bangs or not?
-Mallory
4 comments:
Relax, your eyes are fine. Except in that photoshop picture. I think I'll have nightmares on that one.
i think you are just darling and i like the bangs!
That's nothing. A loose muscle. You just need a little exercise (ask your ophthalmologist for the drills)on that one. And if you didn't pointed out I wouldn't have noticed.
However, I came here to say Thank you! on the lovely comment you left on my crochet necklace!! It's easy to crochet the rings and if you are truly interested here's a little tute: http://thelittletreasures.blogspot.com/2011/03/crochet-ring-tutorial.html
Best,
Maya
Whoa. That is some retro Sarah action right there.
Seriously though Mallory. Your eyes are fine.
You know why?
CAUSE YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY BABY!
Just kidding. But really, they are fine.
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